MITT ROMNEY
Yes, Republican front-runner for the next presidential election, Mitt Romney, has been selected to play Darren Stevens in the new full length feature film "Bewitched". Mr. Romney was unavailable for comment, but the producer of the film said the politician was selected more for his resemblance to Dick York, the actor who played the part in the original sixties television series, than for his acting ability.
DICK YORK